"There was a young lady named Bright,
Whose speed was far faster than light,
She set out one day,
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night."
- Arthur Buller, British botanist and mycologist, 1874-1944
"Thanks to God, I am still an atheist." - Luis Buñuel, Spanish film directory, 1900-83
"There is, however, a limit at which forbearance ceases to be a virtue." - Edmund Burke, Irish-born Whig politician, 1729-97